Well hi there.
Thank you so much for visiting my site. You might be looking for the toilet (first on the left) or actually looking for me. It's lovely to meet you either way - but please make sure you flush.
I hope this site will give you an idea of who I am and what I do. First and foremost, I'm a writer. Come to think of it, I don't do much else. I write lots of things - plays, scripts, musicals, lyrics, features, poems, shopping lists - you name it. And if someone wants to read them, that's always nice too.
I also like to teach other people to write, so I hope you might find some useful writing nuggets here if you write it or teach it. If you're a fellow writer, do check out my blog.
Perhaps you'd like some helpful stuff to send you on your way?
Or maybe you'd like me to come and cook you a Story Stew, my creative writing workshop for primary school children?
Or a grown-up evening class that will teach you How To Write (Just About) Anything?
To hear what other people have said about me to my face, have a gander at my testimonials.
I also know lots of people who are much better at this than me, so I point you towards them here.
In any case, it's been lovely to chat. Do drop by again. Next time, I'll put the hoover round.
With much love,
Illustrations by the brilliant Mark Beech. He's fabulous, with a pencil or without.